First, a real introduction: I am 56. I began masturbating at age 14, and was obsessed with it by about the second time I did it. My home life was turbulent, with an alcoholic, verbally abusive father (who was rarely aimed his abuse at me), an emotionally vacant mother, and two grown, much older siblings who left me with those people. My brother would let me hang out at his house, and was always eager to let me peruse his stack of Playboy and Penthouse mags (he had a subscription to Playboy, which to me at that time was the sign of a true man). He and his wife both offered them up to me, with instructions to "go upstairs if I had to" so I could, uh, read in private.
I masturbated my way through adolescence, and college, where I also discovered equally self-absorbed girls who were willing to get into meaningless sexual relationships with me. Luckily, I met the woman who became my wife, just months after graduating and moving to my present city. She and I have had a wonderful, interesting, sometimes stormy, but always educational relationship, which until just five years ago, offered up all the sex we could handle.
I also masturbated my way through this marriage, though not at the frenetic pace of my single days. My wife had even selected a designated Playboy magazine, perhaps her way of allowing me to "go upstairs if I had to." In fact, my masturbating had even been a part of our sexual ritual; not always, but sometimes as part of the foreplay, and at other times, to substitute for her temporary physiological, or psychological inabilities.
Five years ago, in the midst of our sexy time, my unit stopped performing. We made a couple of failed attempts afterward to fix it, but to no avail. Our sex lives, simply vaporized. Wait, mine didn't. Since about 1994, this thing had entered our house. The Internet had sex on it. Well, it wasn't real sex, but it looked a lot like it, it was readily available, and I could have it while sitting in front of a computer, instead of having to do all those squishy, emotional things with another human.
My computer sex got wilder, as my connection and computers got more powerful. So too, did my fetishist behaviour. Where before, I'd never looked at much more than the usual **trigger alert** boobs, butts, and front-of-butts **trigger thankfully over, now I was looking at much much more, and at stranger and stranger couplings, triplings, and what-not of people. I'd never been interested in seeing naked men, but was seeking their images out too. I was never one for video P, but this Internet P was the shit! I could, and did, click away mindlessly for hours, ignoring work, hobbies, and responsibilities.
The thrill may have been that I could, and always did, finish all the duties I put off for these elongated sessions. Then, one day, let's call it June 26, 2013, I stopped mid wank. I counted the number of different clicks on my history. Astonishing. I wrote down the time I'd been at it. Frightening. I noticed that for at least the last hour, and probably more, my penis had been completely flaccid. Sickening. I was caught in something way beyond my control, and unlike some other things I've done in my life, my body was clearly not enjoying the ride.
I went on YBR, and though I've had some rather fiery crashes, managed to pull myself back on board this ship of lost souls. I am not a religious man (heathen is perhaps a better description), but I do have the most deep respect for any and all people, and for their beliefs (or non-beliefs). My goal on YBR, as it will be here, is not just to quit PMO; quitting P is even higher on my to do list. I am in the process of getting control of myself. I want to be a better me; a better human than I've been.
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Now, to the present:
The past two days, I had to get on the dread mill. As much as I find using it distasteful, the snow, sleet, and freezing rain on Wednesday and Thursday, chased me indoors. My runs on it were brief, and exhausting. I did feel better for trying some barefoot jogging, but that was one of the few positives. Today though, after the furnace people finished up (oh, we had to buy a new furnace; the old one hadn't died yet, but was sounding as though it was in the throes), I saw a window and went for it. It wasn't quite the running shorts weather I'd craved, but at least it was light-tights-and-long-t running conditions, and the sun was shining brightly.
Treadmill running seems a lot like regular running. Your legs are moving the same. The body reacts to the exertion in about the same way. Okay, so those are the only two similarities. Regular roads and trails do not move past us on their own. It takes an entire body-mind connection to get a human speeding across real space and time. It's a constant state of scanning for a route, listening to footfalls, feeling the level of effort, and taking in all manner of biofeedback that keeps one able to continue. This happens concurrently with the mind taking in the sights, sounds, and smells of nature, as it passes by.
Treadmill running is running porn; it's easy, readily available, relatively comfortable, and ultimately dissatisfying. Perhaps that's why I dislike it even more now that I ever have. I truly feel an aversion to mechanical, or electronic substitutes for reality. The dozens of ebooks on my iPhone haven't been touched on for months, as I fight my way through Ulysses. I'm using social media (and I must admit, I have a reputation for being rather promiscuous on social), less to broadcast my daily minutia, and more to connect with friends and colleagues who I truly do like sharing my time with. My blog has gone without my pithy observances for nearly six months, and even my posts on here are lacking of late.
I cannot honestly say that I'm becoming a luddite, but I am experiencing a sense of freedom from it all. The Internet, and my iPhone are still major parts of my life, but I no longer want them to overshadow my book reading (I do love libraries; always have), my running/biking/swimming, or my interactions with other people.
This is the place I want to be; somewhere that I feel a true corporeal connection to. When I feel this plugged-in to the world, PMO reveals itself to me for what it really is: a man made symptom of living in an artificial world.